Pop Rashida Jones + Jimmy Fallon Turn Drake, Rihanna, Taylor Swift Tracks into Holiday Classic A Christmas album worth buying. by Kyle Hodge 11/27/2015 Embedded from www.youtube.com. </noscript> </div> Right on time for the holidays, Jimmy Fallon and Rashida Jones create one of the Tonight Show’s best music sketches so far. The comedic duo took top pop hits and turned them into holiday classics—with a twist. Some of the songs parodied include “Bad Blood,” “Can’t Feel My Face,” “BBHMM”, and “Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae).” Who knew “Hotline Bling” could be so lit when talking about cooking turkey? “Butterball Hotline bling, Teach me how to cook this thing.” Watch video above, and look out for a surprise appearance by Queen Latifah and Eric Nally. Also, if you and your family want to sing-a-long I’ve got you covered below. “BAD BLOOD” Cuz now the turkey is all done The pumpkin pie was awesome Now it’s time to take naps, cuz Everybody is mad stuffed “BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY” Bitch better have my stuffing Tell you when I’ve had enough Bitch better have my stuffing Put it up that turkey’s butt Stove Top Top Top! “WATCH ME (WHIP/NAE NAE)” Now watch me whip Those mashed potatoes Now watch me whip, whip Those mashed potatoes Eat the turkey leg (turk) Eat the turkey leg (turk turk) Eat the turkey leg (turk) Eat the turkey leg (turk turk) “HOTLINE BLING” You used to break apart the wishbone Late night when the turkey’s done Break apart the wishbone Snappin’ turkey bones is fun Butterball Hotline bling, Teach me how to cook this thing Butterball Hotline bling, Teach me how to cook this thing “UPTOWN FUNK” Food’s hot (hot damn) Got a microwave and a frying pan Hit the spot (hot damn) Crackin’ open that Tupperware Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo) Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo) Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo) (There’s) Leftovers in the ’fridgerator (There’s) Leftovers in the ’fridgerator (There’s) Leftovers in the ’fridgerator Saturday night and I’m really starved The Grinch is on, so let’s watch! “BILLS” I got deals, on Black Friday So I’m gon’ trample you, get out the way They got sales, on DVDs And flat-screen HDTVs “CHEERLEADER” Ooh I think that I’ll decorate my lawn this year With a bunch of inflatable reindeer “CAN’T FEEL MY FACE” I can’t celebrate cuz I’m a Jew I got candles, and menorahs We’ve got Hanukkah, I guess that’s cool If you like latkes, and you like dreidels “DOWNTOWN” I went to the toy store, said, “Screw it.” Salesman’s like “What’s up, whatcha doin?” And I’m like “Honestly, I wanna know where these toys come from.” She said “I know the place for you, follow me.” North Pole (air is gettin’ chilly) Reindeer (got the whole crew wit me) Fireplace (slidin’ down yo chimney) Sleigh bells (you can hear them ringin’) North Pole! North Pole! North Pole! Noooooooorth Pole! He puts his toys onto his sleigh He comes around on Christmas Day Santa Claus is on his way As he flies across the USA! Ho ho ho-ho, ho ho ho-ho Ho ho ho-ho, ho ho ho-ho North Pole! Sees you when you sleep, boy, Comes on Christmas Eve, boy Gifts under the tree, toys North Pole! Flying on his sled, girl Dressed in white and red, girl Get yourself to bed, girl North Pole! Kyle Hodge @hdgkyl
