This Third Grader Does The Shadiest Britney Spears Impression In History

"Well, I 'gotta go. I left my kids in the car again."

If you’re a true American patriot, then you know yesterday was literary scholar and actual teacup magician Britney Spears’ 34th birthday. Jimmy Kimmel is clearly one, because he acknowledged the Starbucks advocate’s special day on his talk show last night. And he chose to celebrate it in the weirdest–and best–way: Bringing a third grader on stage to do the shadiest BritBrit impression the world has ever seen.

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