You know Nikki Reed as an actress, but soon, you may know her as the next great literary pioneer of the century. The Shakespeare prodigy took to Instagram this morning to send her hubs Ian Somerhalder a poetic message for his 37th birthday, and immediately, a star was born. When you have writing skills this profound, a simple “Happy Birthday, babe, I love you! xoxox” might as well be an abomination. Not to mention the rare gift to see auras in “vibrant reds and deep orange hues.” To our knowledge, Shakespeare didn’t also have psychic abilities, and while Nikki is alive and well showcasing her talents, the legend is rolling in his grave.
Here’s the post, that will be replacing Corinthians 13:4-7 (“Love is patient, love is kind”) at weddings ’round the world, starting today:
You are my every dream brought to life. With our hands pressed together I know that we will always find our way home. You are a gift to this world, a teacher of light and a student of love. You radiate warmth in vibrant reds and deep orange hues. I often wonder what it would be like to see autumn arrive through your eyes. Here is to the next 65 years together, holding hands, strolling through the woods, still learning, still listening. Happy happy birthday…I love you.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Am I wrong? Did you not enjoy thinking about how alone you are while sipping your daily coffee and getting ambushed with this post? You need to stop being so cynical, friend, and realize that with our hands pressed together, we’ll make it through.