What’s Black, delusional, and in desperate need of a hole to fall into? For those of us who have read about Bill Cosby and his latest legal action, the answer is pretty clear. The legendary comedian and accused serial rapist has decided to file a countersuit against seven of his 50 alleged victims: Tamara Green, Therese Serignese, Linda Traitz, Louisa Moritz, Barbara Bowman, Joan Tarshis, and Angela Leslie. In court documents, Cosby asserts that he “neither drugged nor sexually assaulted” the seven women. As a result, he is suing them for damages and injunctions, which include “retracting and correcting” their accusations of sexual assault. According to Cosby, their words and actions cost him.
Indeed, part of the counterclaim reads as follows: “Each Counterclaim Defendant induced both NBC and Netflix to postpone or cancel their contracts with Mr. Cosby by engaging in a campaign to assassinate Mr. Cosby’s reputation and character by willfully, maliciously, and falsely accusing Mr. Cosby of multi-decade-old purported sexual misconduct in an opportunistic attempt to extract financial gain from their allegations.”
Bill Cosby’s lawyers, who right now probably are making enough to purchase a small island in billable hours, are subjected to essentially do whatever their client wants. Bill Cosby isn’t paying me any mind, much less money, but if there’s anyone who is close to Pudding Pop and actually cares about his horrible self, do me a solid: tell that old fool to sit his silly ass the hell down somewhere.
Let’s be clear that Cosby is suing seven of his accusers, but there’s 43 more out there. Hell, by the time I finish this sentence, there could easily be six or 18 more who spring up. With that in mind, what fool in his right mind would bother suing a small fraction of his accusers?
And does he truly think they alone ruined his TV comeback? Better yet, at 78-years-old, while it’s certainly impressive that you’re on the heels of becoming an octogenarian, why are you so concerned about making a TV comeback? Can I sue Cosby’s ego for giving me a headache? Please advise.
He seems to truly believe there was a concerted effort to “take him down.” I guess that’s what happens when you settle a previous lawsuit with numerous women accusing you of the same crime. He got away with it then, but it is a new day now. Someone ring his alarm and inform him of the shift already.
Here is what Bill Cosby should do: apologize for his alleged crimes and pay some sort of restitution to every single one of his accused victims. That won’t right the wrong he is accused of doing, but it is something. It’s definitely more than pulling from the Petty Playbook and filing a lawsuit.
Note that I used the phrasing “should do.” Option one sounds a little too similar to right, thus, rendering it totally implausible an outcome. Obviously, crotchety Cosby is not concerned with being a decent person, so there’s very little chance he acknowledges any wrongdoing. Ever.
To that end, I want someone who gives even a fraction of a damn about Cosby to encourage him to find reclusiveness and make it his BFF.
Like, find an island or some ultra-exclusive neighborhood far, far anyway and just stay there. Don’t write us. Don’t send out videos. Ignore the press at all cost. At this point, Cosby has proven he is incapable of coming across as anything less than a mean-spirited megalomaniac. Such is his right, though he better hope there is no such thing as a hell otherwise he’ll be getting bottle service down there for the worst offenders.
But seriously, Cosby, just go away and never come back.