Do you remember Miley Cyrus’ older half-brother Trace? Actually, did you even know that Miley had an older half-brother named Trace?
In case you need some background, here it is: Trace Cyrus is a 26-year-old Pisces from Kentucky. He sings backing vocals and plays guitar in the band Metro Station. “Shake It” and “Seventeen Forever” are total jams. Trace’s mother is Tish Cyrus and his biological father is Baxter Neal Helson, but he was adopted by Billy Ray. He’s dating actress Brenda Song and they’re super cute together.
The above picture of Trace is from 2007, when he was just a lanky, deep V-wearing teenager hiding one eye behind a dramatic, angular hair cut. Fast forward to 2015 and Trace is still lanky, but gone are the deep V’s and, well, most of his hair. Are you ready to see him now?
BAM, am I right? Trace posted this mirror selfie to his Instagram yesterday.
“Fvck a shirt. I don’t need it,” he wrote in the caption field. You are completely right, sir. You are shirtless and yet, your upper body is more covered than mine is at work right now. I’m not sure what that says about either of us, but damn! Look at that ink!
I don’t have any tattoos, but I would imagine that all of that hurt a ton to get. I’d also imagine that Trace’s skin can barely breathe under there. There’s literally no more space on his bod for more tattoos. Like, all of it is covered. I’m impressed.
I’m also mildly turned on. This is what some ink and joggers do to a girl these days. Pray for me, ladies. I’ll pray for you, too.