We Know Exactly What The Contestants Were Thinking When Steve Harvey Named The Wrong Miss Universe

"Damn...this is a lot harder than Family Feud."

The world is still recovering from last night’s horrendous gaffe at the Miss Universe pageant when Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner. If you live under a rock, here’s the quick tea: Steve announced Miss Colombia as the pageant winner, but soon realized he read the wrong name. Miss Philippines was the real winner, so we had to watch the old Miss Universe take the crown off Colombia and give it to Philippines. Hands down, it is one of the most awkward–and iconic–television moments in history.

But what was everyone on stage thinking as this ish went down? Thankfully, we have uncovered the inner monologues of Colombia, Philippines and Steve in all their shady glory. And by “uncovered,” we mean dreamt up. We’re about 97 percent sure all of this is accurate. Relive the awful/glorious moment in these 12 near-perfect screen grabs, and give us your thoughts in the comments below.

  • Colombia: “Not ’gonna question this! Not ’gonna question this!” Philippines: “…excuse me?”

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  • Colombia: “Give me my crown, has-been.” Old Miss Universe: “But, like, Philippines, though…”

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  • Steve: “F-ck. I f-cked it up. This is way harder than Family Feud.” Colombia: “If this bald monster blocks my shine…”

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  • Steve: “LOL at my career after this.” Colombia: “Yup, he’s coming for my shine.”

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  • Philippines: “I KNEW MY INTERVIEW WAS BETTER THAN HERS.”

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  • Philippines: “I need to act surprised like I didn’t see this coming.” United States: “I’m still third loser, right? Is anyone ’gonna ’accidentally’ crown me? ”

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  • Philippines: “OMG I’m ’gonna look so bomb in this crown. My crown.”

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  • Steve: “Is Family Feud ’gonna fire me after this?”

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  • Steve: “That deal for Think Like a Man 3 is out the GD window now.”

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  • Colombia: “Just get me off this damn stage.” Old Miss Universe: “Thank GOD.” Philippines: “That’s right, bring that s–t over here.”

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  • Philippines: “ME ME ME ME ME.”

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  • Steve: “Maybe I should have my publicist proofread before I send…Nah, I’m sure it’s fine.”