Today marks the first day of Capricorn season and what a wonderful season it is. In fact, it’s “the most wonderful time of the year.” You didn’t think that referred only to the holidays, did you? No, no, you fools! It’s all about Caps. Santa, move over and let these goats shine.
If your sun, moon or rising sign is in Capricorn, these jams are for you. We put together a little playlist of sexy and empowering tunes that speak volumes of Capricorn truths. Here are some songs to play now until January 19, 2016 as the official soundtrack to Capricorn Season 2015.
Happy listening, Caps!
“Grown Woman” by Beyonce
Capricorns are independent as hell. They don’t need your help, they don’t want your handouts and they definitely do not want to be told what to do. They know how to handle themselves—they’re actually quite good at it. So sit back and watch them thrive.
“Play No Games” feat. Chris Brown by Big Sean
Capricorns don’t have time for pettiness and they definitely don’t have time to play games. In fact, they can smell your bullshit from a mile away. It’s judgement day for anyone who tries to play a Cap.
“Don’t Take It Personal” by Monica
Caps have a strong sense of self, something which usually comes from spending a good amount of time alone. It’s important for a Cap’s well-being to have ample time away from friends, family and work to recharge. Don’t call, don’t text, definitely don’t show up unexpectedly if they’ve asked you not to. It’s not you, it’s them. So don’t take it personally.
“$ave Dat Money” feat. Fetty Wap and Rich Homie Quan by Lil Dicky
True to Earth sign fashion, Capricorns are generally pretty good at handling money. You might occasionally splurge on shoes, nights out and spontaneous treats for yourself or your loved ones, but that’s only because you’ve worked hard for your coins, right? All that matters is that the bills are paid on time and you have money in savings.
“Hold My Hand” by Jess Glynne
Capricorn season starts just as the days are starting to get longer. There’s a general sense of hope and persistence during this time, despite the irony of entering into cold, dreary winter. It’s your time to shine, Caps! Don’t let the winter blues get you down.
“No Scrubs” by TLC
Your typical Cap has a good thing going for herself, so if she’s going to let someone into her life, that person has to be worthy. We’re talking job, hygiene, apartment, everything has to be on point. No scrubs allowed for this astro queen.
“Back To Sleep” by Chris Brown
Capricorns love sex. Like, more than the average person. Capricorns are Earth signs, so they love things of this world: material goods, social status and—surprise, surprise!—bodily pleasures. No good Capricorn playlist would be complete without at least one solid sex jam.
“Winter Things” by Ariana Grande
Your birthday kicks off the winter season, dear Cap. What better way to celebrate than by doing some “Winter Things,” a.k.a. Christmas and chilling à la Ariana Grande? ’Tis the season for sex, snuggles and hot chocolate.