It’s almost a new year, and we’re about to majorly improve your life with a little help from our friend, Channing Tatum. It’s time for clean slates and fresh beginnings, and if you want to start 2016 as a boss biotch or man, you’ve come to the right place. In a teaser for the return of Lip Sync Battle, we see Channing, not walk, not dance, but glide across the stage, as a flawless version of Frozen’s Elsa. He’s got style, he’s got grace and he’s got everything you need to navigate 2016 with just a simple look. If you channel Channing channeling Elsa in these everyday scenarios, you will be running the world harder than Beyonce. Yup, I just went there. Take a look below and you’ll see why, future kings and queens.
When you go to a party you know your ex will be at.Spike
Just little old me being flawless as f–k.
When you get an extra chalupa on accident at Taco Bell.Spike
Fast food royalty.
When you find a $5 bill on the fitting room floor.Spike
Nothing to see here except my glory.
Walking out of your boss’s office after you finally quit.Spike
Bye, bye bitch.
When you win 10 dollars at a one-cent slot machine.Spike
The hustle is real.
When the bartender gives you free shots and you didn’t even ask.Spike
No money or s–ts given.
When you match with the hot guy on Tinder.Spike
That’s what I thot.
When you convince the sales rep at Victoria’s Secret to give you 20% off.Spike
Full price is for peasants.
When you leave the gym after a bomb workout.Spike
First workout in a year, but I rocked that bitch.
When your loser ex texts you out of the blue but you’re too busy thriving to answer.Spike
♫ I’mmm everryyy woman ♫
When you aren’t hungover after a night of drinking.Spike
I cannot be stopped.
Set forth and flourish.
You got this.