It’s almost a new year, and we’re about to majorly improve your life with a little help from our friend, Channing Tatum. It’s time for clean slates and fresh beginnings, and if you want to start 2016 as a boss biotch or man, you’ve come to the right place. In a teaser for the return of Lip Sync Battle, we see Channing, not walk, not dance, but glide across the stage, as a flawless version of Frozen’s Elsa. He’s got style, he’s got grace and he’s got everything you need to navigate 2016 with just a simple look. If you channel Channing channeling Elsa in these everyday scenarios, you will be running the world harder than Beyonce. Yup, I just went there. Take a look below and you’ll see why, future kings and queens.
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When you go to a party you know your ex will be at.
SpikeJust little old me being flawless as f–k.
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When you get an extra chalupa on accident at Taco Bell.
SpikeFast food royalty.
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When you find a $5 bill on the fitting room floor.
SpikeNothing to see here except my glory.
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Walking out of your boss’s office after you finally quit.
SpikeBye, bye bitch.
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When you win 10 dollars at a one-cent slot machine.
SpikeThe hustle is real.
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When the bartender gives you free shots and you didn’t even ask.
SpikeNo money or s–ts given.
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When you match with the hot guy on Tinder.
SpikeThat’s what I thot.
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When you convince the sales rep at Victoria’s Secret to give you 20% off.
SpikeFull price is for peasants.
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When you leave the gym after a bomb workout.
SpikeFirst workout in a year, but I rocked that bitch.
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When your loser ex texts you out of the blue but you’re too busy thriving to answer.
Spike♫ I’mmm everryyy woman ♫
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When you aren’t hungover after a night of drinking.
SpikeI cannot be stopped.
Set forth and flourish.
You got this.