What the Hell Was Rita Ora Wearing at Versace’s Haute Couture Show Yesterday?

It does not compute.

Rita Ora often pushes the envelope when it comes to fashion and in this case, it’s not good.

You might recall Rita’s collaboration with Adidas Originals, which gave way to the stellar skeleton bathing suit that Beyonce wore in Nicki Minaj’s “Feeling Myself” video. This was a total win for Rita, who has arguably been taking L after L because for some reason, people just don’t like her.

Well, Rita’s sartorial winning streak has come to an end and we can pinpoint when and where. It happened when the “Body On Me” songstress showed up to Versace’s Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2016 show yesterday in Paris looking like this:

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Those may or may not be sparkly Adidas shoestrings holding remnants of an orange dress in place on Rita’s body. Here’s the dress from the back:

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Rita looks like a burst of tropical sunshine, which is kinda nice following Nick Jonas the Blizzard’s takeover this past weekend. Anyone know what the underwear situation is like in dresses like this?

Here’s a close-up of the shoes for good measure. They, too, appear to be held together by sparkly shoelaces.

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Listen, Mercury’s been in retrograde since the 5th, so let’s just chuck this nonsense up to that, okay? It goes out of retrograde today, so anything that happens hereafter is, well, completely on Rita.

Oof.

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