What the Actual Hell Are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Doing in This Picture?

I'm confused, terrified and worried all at once.

Today just got uncomfortable.

Like, really uncomfortable.

Seriously, this is the most uncomfortable day in easily a decade.

You’re about to get up and walk away from your computer–and probably call the police.

Why? Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were photographed doing…this (Courtesy of The Shade Room):

What is happening here? Is West prepping his Casper Halloween costume early this year? Is he so revolted by Kardashian’s braids that he put this sweater (Towel? Hater blanket?) on to block his vision? Is this a part of ’Ye’s so-called artistic process? Whatever the case, we’re confused, terrified and freaked out all at once.

So much is happening in this picture. The Michael Jackson blanket-over-baby homage! West’s rainbow Popsicle-inspired shirt! Kardashian’s dissatisfied-yet-oddly-aroused grimace! It’s the type of mysterious f–ckery we’ve come to expect from Kimye, and yet we’re shocked again. Damn you two! NOW WE WON’T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT!

Honestly, though, do you know what is going on in this picture? Because we sure as hell don’t. Here’s hoping this is some type of trust exercise Kardashian is making West do in light of the Amber Rose #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch controversy. Seems legit to us.

Relive West’s recent Twitter beef with Wiz Khalifa in the video below.