Here Is Your Definitive Guide to Maintaining a Side Piece

Rule No.1: Do not take pictures with them.

So, you found yourself a little side piece. Good for you. Having a second bae on speed dial is all fun and games…until it isn’t. There is a certain skill required to make both your side and main pieces happy–but don’t fret, you can learn it. Three things are key: Give your side piece what he/she wants; stay indoors; and have zero expectations.

Overwhelmed? Maybe this video–starring the queen herself, Love & Hip Hop’s Cardi B–will help. We break down the ins and outs of side piece-ology with a little assistance from people who are sidepieces or have sidepieces themselves. Straight from the horses’ mouths!

Yes, it’s messy, but it’s hella fun. Happy trails, folks!