Khloé Kardashian Just Dropped an Amazing Fact About Her Sex Life

Are you surprised?

Khloé Kardashian loves it when you talk that talk to her.

The 31-year-old queen got super candid about sex must-haves on her website Wednesday. A major one on her list? Dirty talk is good. Very good.

“Communicating during sex is a MUST, and I actually think it’s rude if you’re not vocal, LOL,” Kardashian wrote. “If my guy isn’t vocal, I’m not excited. How am I supposed to know if he’s enjoying himself???” Damn straight. Take note, men of the world: If you’re lucky enough to bed KhloKhlo, you better prep those vocal chords.

But don’t misconstrue dirty talk for coming up with “crazy s–t to say.” It’s not that deep. Kardashian doesn’t need you to turn into Christian Grey over night; you just have to give her a little somethin’, somethin’.

“If the person is silent, I’m like, ’This is awkward. I feel like I’m violating you!!!'” she penned. “This isn’t f–king work, honey! Enjoy it or get out!!!”

Does that mean Lamar Odom, French Montana and James Harden are all modern-day slam poets in the sack? We sure as hell hope so.

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Kardashian does bring up an interesting conversation: Is talking during sex yay or nay? Too much can be awkward–it’s not a vocabulary lesson!–but too little can be strange. It’s not like you’re filing your taxes or something equally as solemn. Why the silence?!

Where do you stand on this front? Speak up or shut up?