Watching 12-Year-Olds Sing Along to Drake's "Hotline Bling" Performance at a Bat Mitzvah Is a Confusing Experience

By Taylor Ferber

February 22, 2016 / 4:30 PM

Drake just made the religious experience of his "Hotline Bling" dancing even holier. The 29-year-old took his hit about late-night love and booty calls to a group of bopping adolescents at a NYC Bat Mitzvah on Saturday night. If that doesn't scream "Welcome to Womanhood," I don't know if anything else on earth does.

A few things that make this series of events super questionable:

1. The kids know every. word. Their voices, which are peak puberty, let you know it.

2. Do they know what this song is talking about?

3. Would we have known when we were 12?

4. Do we even really know now?

5. Drake serenades the woman of celebration like she's Rihanna in the "Work" video.

6. He's very into it. Like, giving it his all. Madison Square Garden status.

7. Is this officially the new "Havana Nagila"?

8. Was he paid to give this creative birds and the bees talk so these parents wouldn't have to?

Watch it here-and all together now-let's feel creepy:

But, wait. There's more. He also performed "Summer Sixteen" and "My Way."

Confused about yourself and general feelings on life?

Same here.