Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Reportedly Want Their Own Reality Show, and We’re So Here for It

Would you watch?

Citizens of Earth, prepare yourselves. The resurrection of Rob Kardashian is imminent, and it will be grand. How grand, you ask? Well, how does a reality show starring him and Blac Chyna sound? *Loses s–t entirely*

That is exactly what Kardashian wants–well, if you believe Us Weekly. The tabloid reports the Kardashian brother and his main squeeze have their sights set on small screen domination.

This is ironic because Sir R has refused to appear on E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians for over two years. And, if this report holds water, that is the biggest wrench in the couple’s plan for a spinoff. “E! would be hesitant about a spinoff,” a production person told Us. “They’d need to see him film on Keeping Up first.”

And the craziest part about this story? Kris Jenner would (apparently) be cool with it. Us reports the Kardashian family is slowly getting behind R and Chyna’s relationship because it’s helping him beat the blues. (Kardashian was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes in December and is currently battling a 100-pound weight gain.) “If it takes Blac Chyna to help Rob rejoin life, Kris will be on board,” a source dished to Us.

We’re on board, too! We can just picture the shenanigans that would unfold. Chyna helping Kardashian drop the LBs! Kardashian plotting his sock takeover! Maybe even an appearance from Kylie Jenner and Tyga! If this isn’t good television, we don’t know what is.

Start prepping those Emmys.