The world is currently infatuated with the Netflix Fuller House reboot. Some love it. Some don’t. Wherever you stand on the spectrum, you can’t deny Tanner fever is in the air. The fever will make you do lots of crazy things. In John Stamos, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier’s cases, it’s 1. Star in Fuller House, and 2. Suggest a Full House spinoff where the dads play drug cops. Yup.
Imagine it: By day, they’re three loving dads. By night, they swarm the streets of San Francisco solving crimes, catching bad guys and emitting overall badassery. If you can’t picture it, don’t worry. The three dudes gave a taste of what could be when they appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Wednesday night. And it’s glorious.
The proposed title? Full House Nights . In our first “episode,” the three dads try to figure out where a mustached villain (Stephen Colbert) is hiding cocaine. Even cheeseburgers and a Popeye impression can’t crack this drug lord. But something else does. You’ll have to watch above to figure out what it is.
Let’s start a petition to make this happen IRL. The world needs it.