If there’s one thing you should know about the Kardashian-Jenners, it’s that they’re low-key wizzards.
Kris Jenner’s incontinence has been well-documented on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and so has her children’s relationship with pee. Almost all of the Jendashian kids have had some sort of unusual experience with urine—typically involving Kris—and have spilled the beans about it either on the show or off it. Lesson learned: Don’t drink a lot of water when you know you have a long drive ahead of you. And if you happen to film your mom on the toilet, apologizing to her via a rap record is 100% appropriate.
Below, a brief history of the Jendashians’ unique and curious relationships with pee. Enjoy.
Khloe Snapchatted Kourtney peeing.
She doesn’t remember doing it. But it’s the most Jendashian thing ever.
Kris’ continuous struggle with incontinenceEmbedded from www.eonline.com.
Kris’ struggle with urinary incontinence is an underlying theme of KUWTK. The show has been documenting Kris’ quest to stay dry since its first season—when Kris and her kids were heading to Vegas and she had the van pull over because she couldn’t hold it. There are several other instances of Kris peeing on the show, including the time she accidentally peed while jumping rope, when she peed her pants because Khloe made her laugh and when she peed a little while out to dinner with the fam.
Kim says she pees her SpanxE! / Giphy
Kim Kardashian opened up to Love Magazine in 2015 about peeing her Spanx. “I always pee all over my Spanx, it’s a disaster,” she said. “They aren’t crotchless enough!”
Sneezing makes Kourtney pee a little
Kourtney told Khloe on an episode of KUWTK that she tends to pee when she sneezes. “You know when I sneeze, sometimes I pee?” Kourtney said, adding that “you can just pee all the time” when pregnant.
Kendall and Kylie filmed Kris peeing in a bathroom stallGiphy
Kendall and Kylie followed their mom into a bathroom to film her peeing in a stall on Season 8 of KUWTK. The sisters uploaded the video to their blog, Kris was pissed and the girls made an apology track for their mom, recruiting friend Pia Mia to sing the hook while they rapped the verses. All of this took place in the same episode in which Kris peed in the bushes outside her own house.
Kris’ Poise ad
Like the businesswoman she is, Kris turned her troublesome battle with incontinence into a positive. She landed a deal with Poise, a women’s leakage pad brand, back in 2011 and posed as Rosie the Riveter for its Great Women in History campaign.
North West peed on her dad during that Vogue shootGetty Images
Kim told Seth Meyers on Late Night that North West tinkled on Kanye during the family’s shoot with Vogue. “North peed on him right at that moment and he was trying to tell me and I couldn’t really hear him. I had to get up and clean her off, clean him off. It’s a good memory,” Kim said.
Kourtney’s behind-the-curtain tinkleGetty Images
After revealing that she pees her Spanx, Kim told Love Magazine about the time older sister Kourtney urinated in a hotel—but not in the bathroom. Kim revealed that Kourtney once peed behind a curtain at Miami’s Delano Hotel. “They will probably never let us stay there again,” Kim said, adding that her sister “just squatted down and peed.”
That time Kourtney fell into Scott Disick’s peeE! / Giphy
On Season 6 of KUWTK, Kourtney accidentally fell into a toilet that Scott Disick hadn’t flushed and proceeded to rub some of the pee on his face. “I fall into the toilet, and all I can think of is to pull my pants up,” Kourtney explained on the show. “Now my pants are covered in pee, there’s pee everywhere. This is disgusting!”
When Kim asked her BFF Jonathan to hold her pee
Kim recruited best friend Jonathan Cheban on Season 11 of KUWTK to help her deliver her urine sample to the doctor. Kim was pregnant at the time and too busy to do it herself, but she needed the sample to make it to the doctor’s office for testing. Jonathan agreed to do it and brought Kim’s pee to the doctor.
The more you know, am I right?
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