Twitter Thinks Angry Bears, Giant Rocks and the KKK Are #SaferThanATrumpRally
Violence has erupted at several Donald Tump rallies lately, and it's scaring the hell out of America. It's only logical Trump attracts people who vehemently love and despise him to his events, but no one could've predicted this physical, palpable animosity between the opposing teams. Sucker punching, kicking--it's getting out of hand, folks. And downright savage.
In fact, Trump rallies are so crazy, Twitter thinks some of the most dangerous situations in the world are safer than them. The shocking revelation inspired the creative (and, we admit, funny) hashtag #SaferThanATrumpRally. And just what exactly is safer? Pretty much everything--shark attacks included. Check out some of the most creative submissions.
Nom nom nom.
Does Leonardo DiCaprio agree?
It's electric.
MINING.
Remember when the shark ate that dude's literal leg off on the rowboat? That's safer.
Hole in one.
But that's the tea.
THE MASKED WOMAN CARRYING THE KNIFE IS SAFER THAN TRUMP.
Basically a cozy bed compared to DT.
*Blushes.*
Amazing Amy is a Little Bo Beep, to be honest.
Jesus.