Twitter Thinks Angry Bears, Giant Rocks and the KKK Are #SaferThanATrumpRally

And basically anything else, to be honest.

Violence has erupted at several Donald Tump rallies lately, and it’s scaring the hell out of America. It’s only logical Trump attracts people who vehemently love and despise him to his events, but no one could’ve predicted this physical, palpable animosity between the opposing teams. Sucker punching, kicking–it’s getting out of hand, folks. And downright savage.

In fact, Trump rallies are so crazy, Twitter thinks some of the most dangerous situations in the world are safer than them. The shocking revelation inspired the creative (and, we admit, funny) hashtag #SaferThanATrumpRally. And just what exactly is safer? Pretty much everything–shark attacks included. Check out some of the most creative submissions.