These Real-Life Side Chick Stories Will Leave Your Mouth on the Floor

We genuinely can't.

Being a side chick is an interesting experience. Sometimes, you know all the tea about the main and DGAF. Other times–most of the time–the guy keeps you a secret, and sh-t eventually hits the fan. Those make for way more interesting stories, and the Internet is filled with them. These eight are truly insane. A few will take you a while to watch, but they’re totally worth it. Grab some popcorn. It’s about to get crazy.

  • When the dude doesn’t let you in his apartment because his girlfriend of five years is in there:

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    Oh, and your name in his phone is “Gary.” ?

  • The time the main chick calls you up demanding answers, but you’re not fazed:

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    Did you know he had an old lady?

  • When your man–a famous boy bander, apparently–literally hides you under the covers when the main comes over:

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  • When you know damn well you’re the side chick but just don’t give a rat’s ass.

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  • The time your man asks you to pretend you don’t know him at the grocery store, and you get suspicious:

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    Plus…you find another chick’s tampons at his crib. -___-

  • When the main tracks down your number, texts you and hurls accusations:

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    Chill, please. We did not have sex.

  • When the main busts in on you, and she wants to fight:

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    Uhhh…

  • When you get a text message from your man’s actual wife:

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    I genuinely can’t.

Get the lowdown on keeping your side piece satisfied in this video.