Iman Shumpert Poses With Newborn Baby, All Twitter Can See Is His Eggplant

And it's not even Friday.

Welp, that’s distracting.

Today in Male Nether Region News (MNRN), we have: Iman Shumpert. The Cleveland Cavalier delivered his and fiancée Teyana Taylor’s baby daughter with his bare freakin’ hands back in December. Today, a picture surfaced that shows the father holding newborn Iman Tayla Shumpert Jr. while simultaneously serving up an aubergine surprise.

The photo is apparently taken from Taylor’s Snapchat. It’s been causing quite a stir because, well, penis. We spy with our little eyes…


… Hold up, let’s get angle number two going…


Oy, there it is! And by “it” we mean Iman Shumpert’s package. Twitter sees “it,” too. People are actually drooling as a result of this pic. Now is the time to turn on the AC, folks.

See what people are saying about Shumpert’s sexy Snap here.

1/2 Cartoon, 1/2 Beyhive.