Where do we even begin.
Michael Bublé—a man who seems to just have it together, a man who was likely born wearing a tux, a man who has won Grammy awards—apparently doesn’t know how to eat corn on the cob. I know what you’re thinking: That’s obscene. Everyone knows how to eat corn on the cob. But the reality of the situation is, well…
That photo, beloveds, is of Michael Bublé walking around Disneyland eating corn on the cob like it’s a freakin’ banana. It’s like he doesn’t even care that you probably can’t digest the entire thing. Like, your stomach can only really handle the little corn parts.
Wait. Is Michael Bublé maybe… a savage?!
No, no, no. This can’t be happening. Michael Bublé is a jazz singer. His voice has brought mothers all over the world to tears. He’s a father now, for crying out loud. But then how else do you explain that photo? Wait, does he also not know how to eat ice cream??
Phew. That woulda really made us wonder. But in all seriousness, the Democratic debate was last night and Michael Bublé eating corn on the cob was trending more than Hillary Clinton. Slow news day or are people just over the presidential race at this point?
Happy Friday, y’all.