Kris Jenner is mom of the year.
We already knew this–remember her Christmas trees?–but she asserts her queen status in an amazing season 12 sneak-peek clip of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which premieres May 1 on E!.
Why is it so great, you ask? Jenner reads all of her daughters to shreds for their ridiculous shenanigans. In other words, she says what literally everyone in America thinks about them–and she’s their mother!
Here’s the tea: Kim Kardashian is apparently not pleased Mama Jenner agreed to help buy Rob a house because he is “almost 30 years old.” Khloe agrees, telling Jenner she should “cut the chord.”
But Jenner isn’t having any of it. In fact, she tells her own daughters to “f-ck off.” The reason? She bailed them all out in the past when they made crappy life decisions, and she thinks Sir Rob deserves the same treatment. Uhhh, yeah!
Jenner specifically calls out the time Kimmy married Kris Humphries and filed for divorce 72 days later. (She was 30 at the time.) “’I’m married for 72 days!’ Really? That was normal,” Jenner says, mocking Lady Kimberly. The library is open!
“I’ve seen you guys through so much s–t that you do that I have to f–king put up with,” Jenner says to her daughters. No lies detected.
She adds, “Stop judging me!” And we couldn’t agree more. Jenner is just trying to be the best mom she can to her son, and no one–especially her daughters!–should fault her for that. Have several seats, girls.
VH1 staffers bring Kylie Jenner and Tyga’s relationship timeline to life in the following video: