There are few things the Internet agrees on, but one of the them is that Ted Cruz is one weird looking rightwing hardliner. Though the entirety of social media has come together to agree that Lyin’ Ted looks like a slightly melted wax figure or a botched attempt to hang skin on a sentient robot, there is a hot discussion taking place as to what he looks most like.
Some argue he looks like a comedy legend in drag. Others think that he is a dead ringer for a maniacal cartoon prince. Others believe he most closely resembles a bottom dwelling sea monster.
America: you have roundly rejected Ted Cruz as your next President, but there is still time to weigh in on what creepy, weird, and disgusting thing he looks most like.
Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) from The Office
While Kevin’s lovable clumsiness endeared him to his co-workers at Dunder-Mifflin, Cruz’s prickish obstinance has led co-workers to refer to him as “Lucifer in the flesh”.
Though The Munsters last aired in 1966, it’s a safe bet that Grandpa Munster had more progressive views on womens and LGBTQ rights than Cruz.
— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) January 5, 2016
You have to wonder if Ted Cruz has a “good twin” out there somewhere who is at least somewhat opposed to poor people dying in gutters from preventable diseases.
— Sal Vitale (@svitale54) April 27, 2016
You look at one of these pictures and you think “how could it take so long for a creature to evolve.” You look at the other and think, “Oh, that’s what a blobfish looks like!”
This Maury Povich Guest
THIS DEADASS LOOKS LIKE TED CRUZ IMD FCKUNG pic.twitter.com/3pe0O8f0qM
— anna (@leedscurIy) April 24, 2016
If you had any doubt that the Internet is both a beautiful and terrible place, just look at this.
— POP!cast (@POPcastNC) April 3, 2016
At least he would be a nice change of pace from all of those Jokers in Washington! (Sorry, had to say it.)
Templeton (Charlotte’s Web)
Grayson Allen (Duke Basketball)
Duke Blue Devil Grayson Allen has insisted he doesn’t look like Ted Cruz, which is exactly what we would say if we looked exactly like Ted Cruz.
Dobby the House Elf (Harry Potter)
Are we still ignoring the fact that Ted Cruz looks like Dobby??? pic.twitter.com/CEnFa7SByc
— Ash (@AshleySiano) March 13, 2016
You have to imagine that working for the Malfoys would be like working for the Cruzes since both families are filled with bigots who no one really likes them.
Am I the only one who thinks Metro Man from Megamind looks like Ted Cruz? Lol pic.twitter.com/xi4Uis4x6M
— Ben Pledger (@whatapledger) April 18, 2016
Ted Cruz is to Donald Trump as DreamWorks is to Pixar.
how come the spider from miss spiders sunny patch friends looks like Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/5mPIev8tad
— claire (@coolcatbrabham) April 8, 2016
In recent polls, an anthropomorphic spider was actually viewed as more electable than Ted Cruz.
— Ari Goldstein (@RariGold) April 7, 2016
My 11yr old keeps telling me Ted Cruz looks like Squidward. She's not exactly wrong… pic.twitter.com/eJTW07AZBu
— chris m. (@bridges2cross) March 10, 2016
This makes you want to look into the public restroom policies at the Krusty Krab.
Now that Ted Cruz is out of the race and Donald Trump is the last man standing…wow. I can’t even finish that thought. SMH. Just watch this clip below. We had liberals blind-taste test some of Trump’s best wine. The results will surprise you.