We did it, y’all. We finally found the one person on Earth who is immune to the power of Beyoncé. And he was at her Raleigh, North Carolina concert Tuesday night (May 3).
Loyal BeyHive soldier Michelle Gardner was getting her life at the Formation World Tour Tuesday when she noticed a strange anomaly. A man was sitting close to her. Reading a book. Paying no attention to the actual deity performing “Drunk in Love” in the same room. Did you hear that? That was the sound of Earth imploding from its core. (The BeyHive predicted that would happen if anyone showed disinterest in their Queen.)
It’s quite a mesmerizing (and life-giving) sight. This dude literally could care less that he is in the presence of the most popular artist in the world at the top of her game. Nope, the second chapter of this weathered paperback is all that matters. He’s kind of a king, to be honest.
— Michelle Gardner (@hellomichelleg) May 4, 2016
And totally justified in his behavior. He was probably dragged to Bey’s show by a child or grandchild, and he’s merely supervising. Think about what your parents did when they took you to see the Backstreet Boys. Makes sense now, huh?
We just have one question: How the hell can he get quality reading done at a concert (of any sort)? Too many screaming kids!
In other Bey news, we tried a few items from her Ivy Park collection and loved them! Get the details in the video below.