Dear Celebrities, Please Stop Showing Us Your Underwear

Let's get to the *bottom* of why this is happening.

The following is a letter penned by a pop culture enthusiast perturbed by the new trend of celebrities showing off their underwear. She chooses to remain anonymous. Below, her plea.

Dear Celebrities,

It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter to alert you all to something of which I think you’ve all probably been completely unaware: Your exposed undies.

Before we strip this situation down to its skivvies, let me first say that I’d be remiss in not mentioning that you’ve all been serving red carpet realness lately. Taylor Swift has (surprisingly) dipped her foot into the punk pool and Beyonce literally wore a condom to the Met Gala and called it custom Givenchy. I can honestly say I do not know anyone else on this planet who can do that and it’s truly admirable.

But, dear celebs, there’s something going on with your, ahem, nether regions as of late that we really need to talk about.

For example, Taylor. Here you are at the 2016 Grammy Awards decked out in a gorgeous red and pink ensemble that inexplicably shows… your underwear. Were you aware that this was happening? Was it a hot February day?

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Kylie Jenner has also fallen victim to the panty-flashing trend. Olivier Rousteing, is this your doing? Here Kylie is literally wearing a sequined nightgown with her undergarments fully out.

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It seems as though Australian model Shanina Shaik has been hit with the plague, as well. WHAT IS THE CURE?!

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Look, dear celebs. I don’t know if this is some sort of fashion statement or feminist movement, but your underwear is out in public. It looks bizarre and sounds uncomfortable and truthfully, I’m dying to know if the granny panties are attached to your skirts / dresses / how are you supposed to pee in that if it is?

It’s your underwear and you should do with it as you wish. But still, I wanted to bring these findings to your attention so you can fire your stylists be aware the next time you hit the pose on the carpet. Just lookin’ out is all.


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