Will Smith Talks About Jaden’s Boozy Conception at VH1’s Dear Mama

"You take Jada Pinkett Smith, an obscure town in Mexico and some tequila and you end up with great kids."

Jada Pinkett Smith was one of the A-list honorees during VH1’s Dear Mama, which aired Sunday night (May 8). Pinkett Smith’s entire family showed up to support her, including hubby Will, who gave a spirited speech that spilled all kinds of tea.

The hottest cup? Mr. Smith talked about the boozy conceptions of his children Jaden and Willow–they were in the audience, by the way–and gave specific details about “coalescing.” We promise you’ll get it/erupt with laughter.

“I remember when we were making Jaden–for me, I like things to coalesce at the same time. You know?” Smith said. “I like things to come together for both of us at the same time…She was like, ’I’m coalescing! I’m coalescing!’ and I was like, ’I’m coalescing too!’ Things coalesced…In the moment, she sat up and she said, ’Oh my god! I’m pregnant.'”

Take a wild guess as to what “coalesce” means. If you can’t figure it out, you should probably get off the Internet.

“You take Jada Pinkett Smith, an obscure town in Mexico and some tequila and you end up with great kids,” Smith also said about the subject. We guess tequila does make people’s clothes fall off!

Watch the memorable speech go down above.