Watching Rihanna Make it Rain in a Strip Club is an Otherworldly Experience

Stacks on stacks on stacks.

Girl knows how to tip.

Early this morning, while you lay soundly asleep, Rihanna was living it up in a strip club. The singer and furry slippers trailblazer, who is currently on her Anti World Tour, performed in Houston last night. Post-show, Rih and her crew, consisting of bestie Melissa Forde and tour mate Travis Scott, headed to V Live strip club, according to TMZ. There, the singer proceeded to throw down some major moolah.

TMZ says Rihanna got to the club around 3:30 a.m., stayed for about two hours and made it rain with approximately $15,000 worth of cash. Think about spending a whole year’s worth of rent over the course of two hours. That’s exactly what Rih did—this morning.

Some of those in the crowd took videos of Rih throwing down her hard-earned money while the club played hits “Work” and “Needed Me.” To watch the footage is to have a spiritual awakening. Do not fight it, people.

These videos prove that (1) Rihanna knows how to have a good time, (2) she’s rich beyond your wildest dreams and (3) she’s an A+ tipper. Thank you, Rihsus, for this blessed reminder of your godlike existence. We all needed this.

Monday mornings will never be the same.

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