The only thing more exciting than hearing Mariah Carey entertain the idea of a potential Beyoncé collaboration is watching her throw shade at any and all celebrities Andy Cohen brings up.
Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Carey shaded the world. The whistle note witch got out her invisible shade wand and silently cast spells on Donald Trump, Madonna, Nicki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez (again) in what became a glorious episode of straight up dodging the question. Mariah proved once again her mastery of the art of shade and it was nothing short of incredible.
Below, the gloriously shady words Carey had for Trump, Madonna, Minaj and Lopez.
On Donald Trump:
AC: “Are you supporting Donald Trmp?”
MC: (singing) “Why you so obsessed with Trump?”
On Madonna:
AC: “Do you have any relationship with Madonna whatsoever?”
MC: (twirling around in her chair) “Why do you want to know these questions?”
On Nicki Minaj:
AC: “Can you say three nice things about Nicki Minaj?”
MC: “Can you?”
On Jennifer Lopez:
Andy Cohen: “Do you know each other?”
Mariah Carey: “No! … You know what, I’m very forgetful. … If I had never had a conversation with you and someone asked me about you, I’d be like ’I don’t know him, but he seems cool.'”
AC: “Does she seem cool?”
MC: “I don’t know her.”
Watch Carey “Plead the Fifth” on Minaj here.