Ryan Gosling’s Terrible Massage Story Will Make You Never Want to Get a Massage

This might ruin massages for you.

Massages are supposed to be a therapeutic mind/body escape from your daily hustle, but for Ryan Gosling it was the exact opposite. While on The Graham Norton Show to market his new film The Nice Guys, Gosling told a story of a terrible turkish massage experience.

“I had an awful experience having a Turkish massage where this guy’s idea of massage was to take one leg and the other arm and try to connect it behind my back,” he recounted. “And then his belly went in my mouth.”

As the crowd roars will laugher, Gosling continues with much more unpleasant detail.

“And you know when you get something weird in your mouth and, if you’re eating something, your brain sends your tongue to figure out what it is? It’s not a conscious thought,” he joked. “My tongue was like, ‘What is that?’ It’s a hairy belly!”

If this doesn’t want to make you cancel your monthly massage appointment I don’t know what will. Watch the entire clip below.