Paris Hilton Would Dress as the Bachelorette at Her Sister’s Bachelorette Party Because That’s Hot

Paris Hilton pretended to be the bachelorette DJ’ed at her sister Nicky’s bachelorette party in Miami over the weekend and it was obviously incredible. This is because anything happening in true Paris fashion is.

The Gossip Table tells us their crew partied on a private yacht and had dinner at Seaside restaurant before turning up at WALL Miami, where Paris gave Nicky her present. Her. She took over the DJ booth and played her new single “High Off My Love” for the first time. And BTW, was dressed like this:

Yes, we were confused at first too. Nicky is marrying billionaire banker James Rothschild next month at the Kensington Palace in London, where we imagine/hope Paris will be like this and we can’t wait:

We love you, Paris. Just as you are.