These Tweets Will Make You Happy the RNC Didn't Come to Your City
We knew from the very beginning that this year's Republican National Convention was going to be a three-ring circus of epic proportions. How could the coronation of egotistical reality host and casino villain Donald Trump go any other way? Of course, even though we all foresaw absolute depravity and idiocy, the RNC has undershot our already incredibly low expectations in the most fantastic ways possible. Here are some tweets that will make you happy that you are anywhere but Cleveland.
The convention broke into a shouting match almost immediately.
And fascist comparisons came pretty easily to everyone involved.
Here Steven King (the horrible person, not the horror writer) explains how white people have contributed more than other "subgroups" of people.
Outside the convention things weren't much better. These guys were protesting Trump. They think he should be MORE racist.
Here's a guy famous for mugging wildly in multi-cam sitcoms saying Americans should work harder.
Pictured: the entire attendance of a "Women for Trump" event.
I wonder why this party doesn't appeal to women?.
I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to be offended by this, but I'm going to go ahead and be offended by it anyway.
This guy took the bold stance that getting hit in the face with a brick and being whipped with a belt are bad.
That caption tho.
Nice hat dawg.
Amnesty International sent observers to a convention for the first time in history. Yes, Amnesty International.
Turns out it's the three horsemen and one stupid looking truck of the Apocalypse.
It bears mentioning that there are no guns allowed inside the convention, where all the people who passed the open carry laws are hanging out.
What's more terrifying? That gun, or "Trump's Wall Brigade" in fingerpaint?
Militia? Yes. Well-regulated? Definitely not.
This new sequel to Sister Act sucks.
Despite all of this, there was a fun zone, but honestly, that doesn't look very fun either.
We made liberals blind-taste test Trump's wine, and the results were hilarious. Watch below.