Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe premiered last night. As it’s apt to do, the show gave way to plenty of burns, and one of the best Lowe blows came from none other than Jewel.
The “You Were Meant for Me” singer used her guitar to kill Lowe softly with a song—a parody of her hit tailor-made for the occasion. Jewel rewrote the lyrics to “You Were Meant for Me” to be about Lowe and his sex tape. She sang the following, a hilarious and creative melody, to him on stage:
“Rob was so shocked in the Lyons Den when I did not want to kiss him. You see, the problem, Rob, is you’re such a whore, you completely forgot we hooked up before. ’Cause you showed me your penis when I was just sixteen-ish. Back in 1988, I was the girl on your sex tape. Maybe you missed my name ’cause you were high on so much cocaine. Out of all your films, I’m the best thing you were ever in.”
Jewel wasn’t the only one to roast Lowe at Comedy Central’s event. Peyton Manning, Jimmy Carr, Nikki Glaser and David Spade were among those who took their turn at the actor. Check out Manning’s bit here, via Comedy Central, and relive Jewel’s above.