Surprising no one, Donald Trump talked about his favorite subject: himself. As usual, Trump has been proud of a lot of things, and often things that no one should be proud of. From not paying taxes to his young son’s computer ability, here is everything Trump loved about himself at tonight’s debate.
The money he made off of the housing crisis was beautiful, believe me.
Donald Trump on trying to profit off of housing crisis: "it's called business" #debunkdonald
— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) September 27, 2016
Donald Trump loves that he made money off of other people’s pain.
These IRS constant audits are just a wonderful way of life.
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) September 27, 2016
Dude is on some Wolf of Wall Street ish.
He was the only one who could produce Obama’s birth certificate.
Trump: "I was the one who got him to produce the birth certificate and I think I did a good job."
— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) September 27, 2016
He produces birth certificates like nobody else y’all. That is a useful skill for … well we’re not sure.
He loves his bankruptcies too!
Trump on bankruptcies: I've built an unbelieavale country… Ive taken advantage of the laws of the nation because I'm running a company.
— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) September 27, 2016
He loves all half-dozen of them like he loves his children. Tremendous bankruptcies.
His son’s ability with “cyber.”
"My 10 year old son is so good with computers it's unbelievable" – Trump on cyberterrorism
— Evan Webb (@Evan_W_Webb) September 27, 2016
That’s not a noun, buddy.
Donald Trump loves to stiff people who do work for him.
“maybe he didn’t do a good job.“ — donald trump confirming he loves wage theft.
— mike casca (@cascamike) September 27, 2016
I think that’s called theft in most places.
He has a tremendous temperament, believe me.
"I HAVE AN AMAZING TEMPERAMENT THE WINNING TEMPERAMENT!!!!!!" The Orange One screamed #debatenight
— crooked claire (@clairecdowns) September 27, 2016
He literally yelled while he bragged about his temperament.
We made liberals blind-taste test Trump’s wine, and the results were hilarious. Watch below.