By Seth Glass
Mary J. Blige has a show called The 411 coming out with Apple Music this Friday. Everyone loves Mary and we were all ready to get excited about this, but now we’re just confused.
— Apple Music (@AppleMusic) September 27, 2016
In the above promo clip for the upcoming debut episode, Mary is SINGING to Hillary Clinton about social justice. We think she had good intentions with this. But then she said that being “polite” to police is one way to prevent police brutality. Whet.
That’s where she lost a lot of people.
Since Mary J Blige can't be trusted we'd like to trade her for Adele pic.twitter.com/jq7pq8wboe
— MyFluffyPuffs (@MyFluffyPuffs) September 27, 2016
In general, people are just trying to figure out exactly WTF is going on here.
Why is Mary J singing to Hillary about being polite to police officers? pic.twitter.com/dgJb2oTgOA
— PantheR (@____PantheR) September 27, 2016
they got mary j. blige out here looking like homegirl off the incredibles pic.twitter.com/w7BGFZfmwD
— mama africa (@thatgirlsalina) September 27, 2016
Idk I feel like this could be Eddie Murphy pretending to be Mary J Blige. pic.twitter.com/zGGjLHhAGV
— SAM (@GreenEggs_) September 27, 2016
If anything, we’ll be watching to get the answer to this very important question:
"what will you do to fix the national epidemic of hateration in this dancerie?" pic.twitter.com/jVDy3eJBCP
— Deaux (@dstfelix) September 27, 2016
Until then, we’ll be scratching our heads with everyone else.
Watch Democrats visibly struggle to say one nice thing about Donald Trump in the video below.