By Brenden Gallagher
Sometimes the only way to get through pain is to laugh together. When we woke up on Tuesday morning, we were told by pundit after pundit that Hillary Clinton had a roughly 80% chance of winning. As the election coverage crawled into the wee hours of the morning, it started to dawn upon us that a border wall, Mexican ban, and cavalier attitude toward sexual assault is going to run the country. If you’re looking for some misery as your company right now, then these celebrity tweets are all you need.
When do we start googling "What is Brexit?"
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) November 9, 2016
WE WILL NEVER BE SILENCED. #LOVETRUMPSHATE
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) November 9, 2016
Gonna miss Obama. maybe this country needs a Trump presidency to see just how good we had it and took it for granted!!!!! #GodBlessTheUSA
— octavia spencer (@octaviaspencer) November 9, 2016
I need weed. & a drank. Yes. ME.
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) November 9, 2016
Hold your loved ones close tonight. Let 'em feel it. Get some sleep. Back at it tomorrow. Love has a longer wick than hate & fear.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 9, 2016
Once again America has continued to FAIL WOMEN, MINORITIES, MUSLIMS, & IMMIGRANTS, LGBTQ, this is so disgusting.
— Janelle Monáe, Cindi (@JanelleMonae) November 9, 2016
Anyone know any good skin bleaching places?
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 9, 2016
All the ghosts in the White House are like "time to slam some doors"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 9, 2016
Attorney General Rudolph Giuliani.
This is now a reality.#ElectionNight
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) November 9, 2016
If you wanna cry watch Van Jones give the first cognizant minority understanding of the election on CNN tonight. He just made it real.
— Lil Chano From 79th (@chancetherapper) November 9, 2016
This is an embarrassing night for America. We've let a hatemonger lead our great nation. We've let a bully set our course. I'm devastated.
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) November 9, 2016
The majority vanquished a strong smart woman for a dangerous mediocre man. Business as usual.
— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) November 9, 2016
The United States of Bromerica.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 9, 2016
Really, people? ANYONE can be President? ANYONE? ANY-ONE?
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) November 9, 2016
However this ends, that's where we begin.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) November 9, 2016
Been a real Empire Strikes Back kinda year.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) November 9, 2016
A true American Horror Story
— Cheyenne Jackson (@cheyennejackson) November 9, 2016
Amy Schumer pretty much sums it all up right here. How Sway? How?
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