Okay, let’s just get something straight, here. We’re using “attacked” in the same sense that Drake was “assaulted” in a club in Dubai. Let’s just say this excited fan aggressively caressed Adam Levine’s neck on stage. How she was able to make it onto the stage remains a mystery, but if you watch the video, it appears as though she levitated and ran straight onto the stage.
The attack naturally caught Levine off guard, but he kept his composure and tried to calm the fan down before she was escorted off the stage. “It’s super terrifying,” he said to the crowd afterwards. “That was weird, right? She, like, cut my ear.”
It’s surprising this hasn’t already happened. I mean, just look at Adam Levine. LOOK AT HIM GODDAMMIT.
Oh, Adam. When will you fathom the extent of your effect upon us females?
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