6 Animals Who Have More Money In The Bank Than Scott Storch Does

But actually.

Scott Storch, who produced celebrated hits such as “Baby Boy” by Beyonce, “Fighter” by Christina Aguilera, and “Candy Shop” by 50 Cent, is somehow bankrupt.

Scott reportedly squandered his $70 million fortune on drugs, houses, cars, and other worldly possessions. TMZ says that Scott has $100 in cash, $500 worth of clothing, and a $3000 watch — which, let’s face it, will probably make its way onto eBay soon to get the dude cash STAT.

It’s scary to think that someone that rich and talented blew through all of his money before he died. What’s scarier is the fact that some animals probably have more money than Scott Storch does right now. Actually, the following ones definitely do.

  1. Grumpy Cat, rumored to be worth $100 million

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  2. Lady Gaga’s Dog Asia, who is modeling for Coach.

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  3. Ariana Grande’s Dog Toulouse, who is also modeling for Coach.

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  4. Boo

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  5. Lil Bub

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  6. This dog literally sitting on a pile of money worth more than Scott has right now.

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