It’s hard to find good street parking, but now it’s extra hard for the Kardashian family thanks to these “No Kardashian Parking Anytime” signs. Have we finally reached our Kardashian saturation point? Street artist Plastic Jesus has installed seven signs around Los Angeles, including in front of the family’s Dash store (the one we all forget they still have).
Plastic Jesus told LA Weekly his reasoning for the art pieces.
“I suppose it’s a protest at the obsession with the Kardashians and every kind of move they make,” the U.K.-bred artist said.
“Their lunch outings and shopping trips are media events in themselves. What can be fascinating about someone pumping gas?”
Plastic Jesus said there’s something wrong with our priorities, even if the Kardashian family is just a diversion. “People are shutting out real news content,” he said.
Um, sir, no offense, but if uncovering the Kylie Jenner paid selfie conspiracy isn’t real news, I don’t know what is.
And if finding good parking in their hometown isn’t problem enough, a prisoner in Florida is trying to make sure no one in the family enters that state (except Rob — he and Rob are cool, apparently). According to TMZ, a sex offender named Wayne Albright — who seems totally stable and mentally sound — is seeking a temporary restraining order keeping Kim and Kanye, aka “Moose Knuckles” as he calls them, from crossing the state line or from appearing on television “unless it’s Court TV and they’re on trial for posing as a famous couple.” It’s probably going to go really well for him.
As for the Kardashian family, it’s no worry (as long as you stay in California and never set foot in Disney World or never again “Take Miami”). This is LA, and in the words of Cher Horowitz…
[Photo Credit: Plastic Jesus]