It’s no surprise that Jackie Christie is a woman of many talents: she’s always the freak of the week, she’s a matchmaker, and she always finds new and innovative ways to be extra as hell. In this Basketball Wives bonus clip, Jackie and Saniy’yah head out for a night on the town where Jackie manages to put all of her special talents to use.
Out for a girl’s night at a bar, Saniy’yah and Jackie quickly note that their bartender is a certified snack. Before the conversation can really go anywhere, Jackie does what she does the best and starts talking about sex. First she asked Saniy’yah if she’s ever been with a woman to which Saniy’yah says a woman has been with her but in Jackie’s mind it’s all the same thing. So Saniy’yah explains that a guy she was seeing had a girlfriend and when the girlfriend found out about her, asked to meet Saniy’yah. She went over and the couple started “tag teaming” her and naturally Jackie starts giggling like a schoolgirl and finds a way to bring it back to her beef with Evelyn saying, “This sounds like a sister wife sh** that I know Evelyn wants with me, and she ain’t getting it.” But according to Jackie it’s never going to happen with Evelyn because she’s not her type.
In a not so surprising turn of events, Jackie outdoes herself by trying to see she could hook Saniy’yah up on a blind date and then clarifies that she would have to go all the way but Jackie would make them wear protection. That sounds like the worst kind of matchmaking to Saniy’yah and the ladies quickly switch to playing pool and summon the help the little tenderoni bartender, Andrew.
Leave it to Jackie and Saniy’yah to make anything sexual so they start talking about putting things in holes, hitting it hard, asking Andrew about his stroke, talking about balls and racks and someone even slips out a moan. Jackie reveals it was all a part of her plan to get the Saniy’yah and Andrew close. The night ends the way all girl’s nights should end, with plans on where to get the pizza.
Catch Basketball Wives on Monday at 9/8c.