Something freaky is always going down in 9Mag. It might be happening in the bathroom (we’re looking at y’all season one Don and Charmaine. It might be a twerking session in the hallways. Or it might be a conversation about what does and doesn’t go down between the sheets in the front of the shop between the boss, Ryan and newbie, Alonzita.
Alonzita got to 9Mag five minutes ago, but Ryan is already trying to look out for her by asking her what kind of guys she likes. He’s not trying to hook her up with anybody, but rather know who he needs to protect her from so she doesn’t get into any trouble. But homegirl basically describes every single male customer to ever come into 9Mag and Ryan realizes this might be a problem. Alonzita just realized she’s in her own personal paradise because she’s about to be surrounded by guys that can toss her salad. If you don’t know what “salad tossing” is, Google it …but maybe wait until you’re alone and not a work to do so.
Ryan looks visibly stressed and it’s probably a combination of the fact that this soft-spoken young woman he just hired gave him a little TMI about her butt and the fact that he’s not about that life himself. She tries to create one of those, “it-ok-this-is-safe-space” vibes by asking Ryan if he’s ever given it a try and he cannot fathom. He’s not the only man in the shop that’s not into any insertion, but Alonzita lets him know that they are men out there that are.
Even though they agree to disagree, well Alonzita let’s Ryan agree because it’s his body, but it looks like she’s gonna be scoping out the shop’s talent for a new man to get the tossin’ with.
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