Remember that time Yung Joc debuted his permed hair? Of course you do because you have the internet and there were memes galore appreciating and roasting it. Regardless of how you feel, Joc’s hair has basically be a character of it’s own as he it keeps it fried, dyed and laid to the side all season long.
Well what kinds of magic goes into keeping Joc’s laid? Well he kinda shares those secrets as he attempts to do his hair all by himself (with some help from Siri) for the very first time after waking up late and needing to get ready to meet his agent.
First thing first, if you’re not sure how to do something in 2017, just Google it and you’ll find a video somewhere on the internet that will point you in the right direction. That’s exactly what Joc does as he Googles “Do your own hair…at the last minute…tutorial” and is surprised at all the videos out there but manages to find one that is close enough to what he’s going for.
He grabs all his supplies and sets out to get to work, snatching off his du-rag. He grabs a comb, the most self explanatory of hair tools, and runs it through his hair and feels confident that he can handle the rest of the steps. After the comb, it’s time for a light blow dry. Joc picks up the dryer, which he calls a “reverse vacuum” and stares at the way that caveman probably stared at fire for the first time. He gets confident again and starts to play with the settings but clearly is getting carried away.
A major key to happy hair is moisture, especially before applying heat, so naturally Joc grabs a bottle of Moroccan oil and struggles to read the bottle, indicating that he’s unaware of the magic that this product can bestow upon anyone’s hair. Hair oiled up, Joc picks up his electric chopsticks, or what most of us know as a flat iron and starts playing with them not knowing that a hot flat iron is nothing to play with. He quickly learns as he clips his ears with the heat that anyone that’s ever had straightened hair is all too familiar with.
His last step, because he’s skipped every other one, is hairspray which he finds a use for everywhere except on his head: he does the one thing you’re not supposed to do with and exposes it to an open flame, uses it as an air freshener, deodorant and lotion.
Running a brush and comb to neaten things up, Joc’s hair looks great and his questionable skills saved the day but he should probably leave the styling to a professional moving forward.