First and foremost, let’s take a moment that acknowledge that a licensed medical professional, aka a WHOLE doctor, had to take time out of his day to give the result of a sperm contest this week on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood. Ray J, Safaree and A1 finally get the results of who has the highest sperm count and the man with the lowest, has to hop on a track with Hazel-E.
The three musketeers stroll into the doctor’s office, looking extra fly (aka Safaree’s shirt is inexplicably unbuttoned) and are ready to hear the results. Their poor doctor walks into the consultation to let them know that it’s weird AF to give multiple results at the same time, but Ray J assures him it’s cool because they’re all bros. When it’s time to reveal who has the highest count, all three of these fools pop up ready to claim the throne, but it turns out only A1 has something to celebrate. In his acceptance speech, he thanks the supporters and fans for his biological accomplishment, while Safaree says Lyrica coming in to help was a “cheat code”. Pandemonium and patois ensue when Safaree is labeled as the second place winner. With Ray J being crowned the loser with the lowest count, he now has to figure out a way to get his count up so he and Princess can get pregnant and what to name his newest track featuring Hazel E.
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