Last night, while you were watching Khaleesi mess sh-t up with her dragons, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris announced their split and I’m not crying, you’re crying!
I know, I know, this is not something that you want to read over your Monday cup of coffee. I’m about to star in my own sitcom entitled Parks and Emotionally Wrecked . In a statement made on both Anna’s Instagram and Chris’ Facebook, the couple explained that they are legally separating after eight years of marriage.
First came Chris’ statement on Facebook:
And then, moments later, Anna released a nearly identical statement. We say nearly because Anna chose not to include the line, “and continue to have the deepest respect for one another.” I’m not saying that I’m reading into it, but I’m not not reading into it.
And Twitter went into a full-on melt down.
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating and not to be dramatic but whAT IS EVEN THE POINT ANYMORE
— alexis (@l3xandthecity) August 7, 2017
I'm honestly more heartbroken over Chris Pratt and Anna Faris getting divorced than my actual parents
— Gina Marie Nicole (@GinaMarieNicole) August 7, 2017
— Robert Rosenberg (@RobMRosenberg) August 7, 2017
not to be over dramatic but chris pratt and anna faris splitting up is the worst thing to happen to me this decade
— Micah Morris (@micahleigh13) August 7, 2017
When you find out Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are getting a divorce pic.twitter.com/5zdBMhsAoY
— Molly Leahy (@_mollyleahy) August 7, 2017
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are divorcing pic.twitter.com/kayLPOYvrR
— molly (@mollzjo__) August 7, 2017
Just woke up and saw that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are breaking up. pic.twitter.com/Tuz6birCZV
— Sonya (@sonyaloveslatte) August 7, 2017
I'm not saying love is cancelled but if Chris Pratt and Anna Faris can't make it work? Then…… pic.twitter.com/je1E8AMiLp
— Luis Rojas (@MexicanGummy27) August 7, 2017
I'm honestly really upset about Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separating more than I should be for a couple I don't know. pic.twitter.com/XYSIfXFQ6S
— Lis Schumacher (@lis_schu) August 7, 2017
People are worried that the world is going to come for our other faves next:
so chris pratt and anna faris split up and help me god if john krasinski and emily blunt break up, i'm killing myself
— emma jean (@emmaaholmess) August 7, 2017
With Chris Pratt and Anna Faris splitting up we need to protect Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at all costs
— laura (@alohalauraa) August 7, 2017
Please God, not them, too!
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