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Chris Pratt and Anna Faris Have Split and Love is Dead

Love is officially cancelled. Have a nice day.

By: Andrea Wurzburger

Last night, while you were watching Khaleesi mess sh-t up with her dragons, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris announced their split and I'm not crying, you're crying!

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I know, I know, this is not something that you want to read over your Monday cup of coffee. I'm about to star in my own sitcom entitled Parks and Emotionally Wrecked . In a statement made on both Anna's Instagram and Chris' Facebook, the couple explained that they are legally separating after eight years of marriage.

First came Chris' statement on Facebook:

And then, moments later, Anna released a nearly identical statement. We say nearly because Anna chose not to include the line, "and continue to have the deepest respect for one another." I'm not saying that I'm reading into it, but I'm not not reading into it.

And Twitter went into a full-on melt down.

People are worried that the world is going to come for our other faves next:

Please God, not them, too!

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In other news: Love is dead.

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