Remember how awkward it was when we found out that Jackie Christie didn’t know her grandson’s birthday? Well, it turns out she might just be really, really bad at remembering birthdays in general: Including her own.
Let’s take a look at the play-by-play.
First, Evelyn, overcome with emotion and crying about how her daughter got dragged into the drama, referred to Jackie’s part in it all saying, “And for this woman that is 51 years old…”
To which Jackie said, “I’m not 51, but thank you.”
“You’re 51,” said Evelyn. While Tami made this face.
“I’m 61,” said Wacky Jackie, and the crowd’s reaction says it all.
Cristen had an awkward moment of revelation…
And host Marc Lamont Hill looked at the camera like, “Lord…”
And the world was a-buzz. Was Jackie just saying this to prove Evelyn wrong? Is she really 61? Have we all been living a lie?
You see, here’s the thing, we know that you’re not supposed to ask a woman’s age, but this has gone on long enough. Is Jackie 61? 51? 48? Somewhere in between? Is she a vampire that doesn’t age? Anything is possible.
This is not the first time that Jackie’s age has come into question. Earlier this season, it came out that Jackie was not 47, but 51! After a dive into the depths of the internet, Evelyn reveals that all is not as it seems with Ms. Jackie Christie:
Do we believe it? I mean, it is Jackie’s nemesis giving us this information. Maybe she knows something that we don’t. Maybe the real reason they are fighting does not have anything to do with their children and everything to do with Evelyn knowing Jackie’s true age. Just how deep does this conspiracy go?
FamousBirthdays.com lists Jackie’s birthday as July 7th, 1969. That would make her 48 years old.
Now, I may not know how the Baby Boomers use the interwebs, but it would seem to me that neither Jackie nor her husband Doug Christie, posted for Jackie’s birthday on Instagram. Is her birthday even July 7th?
Am I taking this too seriously? Maybe. But I’m just asking the hard questions here.
Needless to say, all of this information only brings us back to square one.
So now we all want to know. We all need to know. What is Jackie’s real age?
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