Farrah Abraham has never been shy about sharing her personal life. I mean, she started out as a pregnant teen on MTV’s Teen Mom, made a sex tape, and even did some time in Couples Therapy. One assumes she’s willing to lay it all out there.
Recently, she’s left even less up to the imagination, posting about a erm…procedure that she had done.
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) August 26, 2017
That’s right, Farrah posted about getting her vagina vajazzled. Okay, so she got it rejuvenated, but vajazzled is funnier. Plus, I’m not sure that my work computer will let me google “vaginal rejuvenation” and I’m not sure I want to know what it entails.
And now, thanks to her sparklin’ lady parts, she has a brand new show. For her vagina. That’s 2017, for ya. Essentially, according to TMZ, the 26-year-old struck a deal with CamSoda and will premiere her show on the site.
Here are a few suggestions for show titles, in case you didn’t have one already. I don’t know, maybe you want this web cam gig to feel a little more refined.
My Vag and Me: A Memoir
A Tale of Two Vaginas
Give Em’ The Ol’ Vajazzle
Twinkle, Twinkle, Farrah’s Vag
Okay, I’m done. Don’t worry, I hate myself, too.
Do yourself a favor and watch Farrah’s hidden talent: The whisper cry.