Well, the jig is up and Mama Ru couldn’t keep the names to herself. Whether you’ve been enjoying the off-season or have been knee deep in “Nancy Drew”-ing, the cast list for season three of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars is finally here. So, like, stop reading if you consider these spoilers, okurr?
But stop, frfr.
The returning queens who will compete for a spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame alongside Chad Michaels and Alaska are:
Aja (Season 9), Bendelacreme (Season 6), Chi Chi DeVayne (Season 8), Kennedy Davenport (Season 7), Milk (Season 6), Morgan McMichaels (Season 2), Shangela (Seasons 2 and 3), Thorgy Thor (Season 8), and Trixie Mattel (Season 7).
RuPaul then really confuses us: “Well, there you have it. I’ve ruvealed the ten queens that will be competing on All Stars 3. But wait!? I’ve only revealed nine. I’m just so awful at mathhhhh! [Laughs] Or am I?”
Yooooo! We have no idea what this means, we being the royal version of the person writing this post, because they don’t tell us anything. But we know it’s yet another reason you need to be there for the season premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars coming this winter on VH1!