Now That Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are Over, She Should Def Hit Up These Baes

Screw the lord. Go for these kings!

E! Online reports that Kourtney Kardashian and Burger King chicken fries enthusiast Scott Disick have called it quits. TMZ broke the news earlier today, and the website’s “solid’ say sources Scott’s reckless behavior is to blame.”His partying lately has made her make this tough decision,” one person told TMZ. Oh, and there was also those sketchy AF photos of him getting cozy with ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli in Monte Carlo over the weekend. Yikes.

Well, we say good riddance! In our humble opinions, Kourtney can do 1,000 times better than some dude who fat-shames her over baby weight. While Scott does have his funny moments — and we’re guilty of enjoying them — there’s no denying he can be a colossal tool.

There are so many hot celebs Kourtney should set her eyes on now that she and Scott are done. Here are just six baes who we’re sure would love to court the eldest Kardashsian sister.

  • Orlando Bloom

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    Orlando is newly single after announcing that wife Miranda Kerr and he were splitting. Even if they’re just rebounds, Orlando and Kourtney could keep each other company. So many hot Instagrams.

  • Jake Gyllenhaal

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    He’s been linked to Rachel McAdams (but that’s just a rumor). However, Jake hasn’t announced any sort of exclusivity. We think he and Kourtney would make such a cute couple!

  • Prince Harry

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    He told People he’s happy to be single in May, but we think Kourtney could change his tune. Two words: Royal. Kardashian.

  • Dwight Howard

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    Kourtney should borrow a page from little sister Khloe’s book and date an athlete. Dwight is available, and he’s all types of sexy.

  • Jared Leto

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    Or maybe Kourt should set her sights on a brooding artist? She did dip her toes into acting in 2011 on One Life to Live. She and Jared could become a Thespian power couple.

  • Cristiano Ronaldo

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    The sexy soccer stud has that preppy-greasy look Kourtney seems to dig. He’s like Scott 2.0, except with actual talent. Plus, he used to kick it with sister Kim, which always makes things interesting.