Messiness and Mimosas: Jonathan Regrets Ever Getting Serious With Trent

"He went right back into oblivion where I found him."

Jonathan is no longer dating Trent, but that doesn't mean he can't have a petty little kiki about his ex one last time.

In this episode of VH1.com's reunion recap Messiness and Mimosas, BFF's Jonathan and Anais dish about all the drama that went down on this season of Love & Hop Hop. Like every newbie to the show, they can't help but reflect on some of the things they wish they hadn't revealed. For Jonathan, he 100% regrets ever introducing Trent as his boyfriend to the show's million of viewers (mainly because Trent was creeping around behind his back for pretty much the entire relationship).

Anywho, hindsight is always 20/20. So of course, Jonathan definitely would have left his dating life off camera had he known who Trent really was. "At the end of the day, I ended up looking crazy," he admits. When Anais tries to play devil's advocate suggesting that maybe Jonathan really wants to be back with him, he shuts that theory down immediately. "He went right back into oblivion where I found him. He drifted away into nothingness. I don't miss that motherf*cker."

Sidebar: Did you know that Trent used to serenade him in the bedroom? Well, A for effort, but it didn't really work according to Jonathan. "He would sing to me [after sex] but the song... was longer than the sex and longer than the d---k."

Whew! Talk about putting the "tea" in P-E-T-T-Y.

Don't miss part two of the Love & Hip Hop reunion next Monday at 8/7c