Ovaries, Beware: Ryan Reynolds Reemerged at Comic-Con as an Even More Perfect Version of His Former Perfect Self

Maybe it’s because he’s been under the radar for a while, leaving a gaping hole in our hearts. Maybe because his subtle spray tan with a dash of salt and pepper made us feel things we’ve never felt before. But when Ryan Reynolds came back into the light at Comic-Con this weekend, it was a sight for sore eyes and then some.

The Self/Less actor and DILF extraordinaire hit up the San Diego festival to promote Marvel’s upcoming film Deadpool. And while he’s been missing in our lives for a little bit, he proved in that time, he got it right and got it tight.

• We’ll ease you in slowly. Here are his bulging arms.

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  At 38, you can literally move mountains, and movie CGI ain’t got shit.

• OK, enough of that. Here’s the real stuff.

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• And a close up to prove it’s real.

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• Here we are like:

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• And:

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  Ryan’s always been hot. But damn.

• Wait, there’s more. Here he is grabbing the mic, about to serenade you with sweet nothings.

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• ***ALERT*** He’s licking his lips.

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• And then this DILF explosion happened.

  It wasn't until I got home, I realized my keys, wallet and kidney was missing. #Gambit. #deadpool pic.twitter.com/gFsYHBGcX5

  — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 12, 2015

• As well as this one.

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• Here he is towering over Stan Lee.

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  Like the tree of a man he is.

• I don’t know exactly what it is, but I’ll never be the same.

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  And he knows it.

• Don’t ever leave us again, Ryan.

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  You or your Calvins that we wish were on our floor rn.

• But bye for now.

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