Ovaries, Beware: Ryan Reynolds Reemerged at Comic-Con as an Even More Perfect Version of His Former Perfect Self

♪ Where have you been all my life ♪

Maybe it’s because he’s been under the radar for a while, leaving a gaping hole in our hearts. Maybe because his subtle spray tan with a dash of salt and pepper made us feel things we’ve never felt before. But when Ryan Reynolds came back into the light at Comic-Con this weekend, it was a sight for sore eyes and then some.

The Self/Less actor and DILF extraordinaire hit up the San Diego festival to promote Marvel’s upcoming film Deadpool. And while he’s been missing in our lives for a little bit, he proved in that time, he got it right and got it tight.

  • We’ll ease you in slowly. Here are his bulging arms.

    At 38, you can literally move mountains, and movie CGI ain’t got shit.

  • OK, enough of that. Here’s the real stuff.

  • And a close up to prove it’s real.

  • Here we are like:

  • And:


    Ryan’s always been hot. But damn.

  • Wait, there’s more. Here he is grabbing the mic, about to serenade you with sweet nothings.

  • ***ALERT*** He’s licking his lips.

  • And then this DILF explosion happened.

  • As well as this one.

  • Here he is towering over Stan Lee.


    Like the tree of a man he is.

  • I don’t know exactly what it is, but I’ll never be the same.


    And he knows it.

  • Don’t ever leave us again, Ryan.


    You or your Calvins that we wish were on our floor rn.

  • But bye for now.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.