It’s no secret that all Cyn Santana was trying to do during the season premiere of Love & Hip Hop New York was get it on and popping with her man. While she tried to get Joe to give her some, all we could focus on was the gargantuan mansion that they call home.
It turns out that this ain’t no regular-degular house. It’s actually huge. Like 11,000 square feet huge. So what does someone, with their partner and 11-month-old son need with all of that space? Who knows and who cares because with 10 bedrooms, an elevator, a gym, a pool, a pool house, and a library, you could literally do whatever you want. To Cyn’s point, there’s a whole lot of room to get freaky in and nine fireplaces to do it in front of. This Monclair, NJ home is valued at $3.3 Million, according to Variety, so hopefully they start to put those bedrooms to good use. Here are all of the rooms they could be using to create Lexington’s future little brother or sister.
This intro shot made us think that the Santana-Budden’s had a nice, modest family home in New Jersey.
We’ve been in restaurants with smaller kitchens. But look at those countertops!
Your average nursery has a crib, some toys and a changing table. But there’s a KING size bed in Lexington’s room for his parents to chill in while he’s off in another room minding his own business.
We find it hard to believe that this is Joe and Cyn’s actual bedroom, but there’s a bed, a vanity (with a wig of course) and a fireplace in this room.
Imagine walking in to this foyer and bellowing out, “Honey, I’m home!” and listening to your voice echo throughout 11,000 square feet.
This is the kind of balcony that Rapunzel would dream of letting her hair down on.
When Safaree went to visit Chateau Joe, we couldn’t help but wonder if he needed a compass to navigate their monstrous driveway.
They’ve got hotel-like carpet…in their house!
And pillars. Like plural pillars.
Joe and Cyn, living the American dream.
They probably bought this house to have adequate storage for Cyn’s wigs. She loves to switch up her hair on her man.