Which Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Staffer Is Your Forbidden Fling?

What summer camp is for.

Are you ready to return to Camp Firewood? The camp of sexual innuendos and inappropriate hookups? Because we can’t wait. Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, the TV series prequel to the 2001 cult movie Wet Hot American Summer, hits Netflix July 31, which means you better be enrolled and ready for the naughty camp bonding that’s bound to go down. Which of the camp counselors will it be with, though? Relax, you frisky kids, we’re determining rn. Get your party pants on and condoms camp chants ready. It’s going to be a glorious summer.

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